英语笑话之圣诞树

　　查理每年都向他老爸吵着要圣诞树，他老爸总是说太贵了，不想买。

　　今年圣诞节又到了，查理的老爸实在被他吵得头疼，于是提起斧子出了门。过了一刻钟，老爸扛着

　　一棵大个的圣诞树回来了。查理高兴地大叫起来，“老爸，你真了不起，才花一刻钟就砍了这么大

　　的一棵树回来!”

　　老爸拍拍他的后脑勺说，“傻小子，砍树哪有那么快，我是从集市上带回来的。”

　　查理问：“你不是嫌贵不想买的吗?”

　　老爸说：“没看我带了斧子吗?”

　　Christmas tree

　　Charlie quarrels every year to his old father is wanting theChristmas tree, his old

　　father always said, has too expensively notwanted to buy.

　　This year Christmas day arrived, Charlie's old father really quarrelsby him the

　　headache, thereupon mentioned the axe to leave the gate.Crossed the quarter of an hour,

　　the old father carried on the shouldera big Christmas tree to come back. Charlie

　　happily loudly cries out,"the old father, you are really great, only then spend the

　　quarter ofan hour to chop a such big tree to come back!"