Ten Candies

　　Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”

　　“Ten.” Jim says.

　　“Then,” Mother asks.

　　“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”

　　十块糖

　　妈妈问儿子：“吉姆， 如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖?”

　　“10块。”吉姆说。

　　“10块?”妈妈问。

　　“是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗?”

　　别无选择

　　One day, Eve asked Adam, " Do you really love me?"

　　Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"

　　一天，夏娃问亚当："你当真爱我吗?"

　　亚当无可奈何地回答："我还有的选择吗?"

　　A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.

　　一位妇人发现丈夫回家的时候总是烂醉如泥，她决定为丈夫治好这个毛病。一个万圣节夜里，她穿上一套魔鬼戏服，躲在树后，准备在丈夫返家时拦截他的去路。

　　When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

　　当丈夫走近时，她从树后跳出来，站到他面前，头上带着红色的羊角、身后有长长的尾巴，手中握着钢叉。

　　"Who are you?" he asked.

　　“你是谁?”丈夫问到。

　　"I'm the Devil!" she responded.

　　“我是魔鬼!”她回答到。

　　"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"

　　“噢，那你跟我一起回家吧，”丈夫说，“我娶了你的姐妹!”