“Honey!” screamed my wife, running outside to my bike once again, “did you double check that Herbie’s seat is attached securely?!”

“Yeah let me check that just one more time” I muttered, checking the seat for what must have been the tenth time.

“OK”, I said nervously, to my two year old Herby, “are you ready for your first bike ride?”

“Let me just check your helmet again…perfect ..now your knee pads..good… now your elbow pads..perfect.”

And with that, I lifted my foot to get on top of the bike, and nailed my two year old smack in the jaw!