“What the heck is going on here?” said an angry  man storming into the florist shop. “I just lost one of my main clients and it’s your fault!”

“Why don’t you calm down a bit” said the lady behind the counter, “and let us know what exactly happened.”

“Well,” said the man “My biggest client moved to a new location, and to be nice I called you guys up and asked you to send him some flowers with a note saying “congratulations on your new location.”

He calls me up and says to me “what’s the big deal with sending me  a note that says “rest in peace?!”

“Oh no!” she sighed, “now I know why I got a nasty message from the funeral parlor!”