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FourexpectantfatherswereinaMinneapolishospitalwaitingroom,whiletheirwiveswereinlabor.
Thenursearrivedandannouncedtothefirstman,"Congratulationssir,you‘rethefatheroftwins."
"Whatacoincidence!"themansaidwithsomeobviouspride."IworkfortheMinnesotaTwinsbaseballteam."
Thenursereturnedinalittlewhileandturnedtothesecondman,"You,sir,arethefatheroftriplets."
"Wow,that‘sreallyanincrediblecoincidence,"heanswered."Iworkforthe3MCorporation.Mybuddiesatworkwillneverletmelivethisonedown."
Anhourlater,whiletheothertwomenwerepassingcigarsaround,thenursecameback.Thistime,sheturnedtothethirdman,whohadbeenquietinthecorner.Sheannouncedthathiswifehadjustgivenbirthtoquadruplets.Stunned,hebarelycouldreply.
"Don‘ttellmeanothercoincidence?"askedthenurse.
Afterfinallyregaininghiscomposure,hesaid,"Idon‘tbelieveit,IworkfortheFourSeasonsHotel."
Afterhearingthis,everybody‘sattentionturnedtothefourthguy,whohadjustfainted,flatoutonthefloor.Thenurserushedtohissideand,aftersometime,heslowlygainedbackhisconsciousness.
Thenurseasked,"Sir,areyouallright?"
"Yes"saystheman,"I‘mo.k.now.Ijusthadashockingthought.Iworkatthe7-11Store."