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Acarpenterwasgivingevidenceaboutanaccidenthehadwitnessed.Thejudgeaskedhimhowfarawayhewasfromtheaccident.
Thecarpenterreplied"twentysevenfeet,sixandonehalfinches".
"What?Howcomeyouaresosureofthatdistance?",askedthejudge.
"Well,Iknewsomeidiotwouldaskme.SoImeasuredit!"repliedthecarpenter.