Distancefromtheaccident

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Acarpenterwasgivingevidenceaboutanaccidenthehadwitnessed.Thejudgeaskedhimhowfarawayhewasfromtheaccident.

Thecarpenterreplied"twentysevenfeet,sixandonehalfinches".

"What?Howcomeyouaresosureofthatdistance?",askedthejudge.

"Well,Iknewsomeidiotwouldaskme.SoImeasuredit!"repliedthecarpenter.

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