1、文学：离婚的主要原因是什么?结婚。

　　What is the chief cause of divorce? Marriage.

　　2、 结婚是想象战胜了理智，再婚是希望战胜了经验。

　　Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

　　3、已婚男人的快乐来自那些他没有娶的人。

　　The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married.

　　4、他说，“人生就是一件蠢事追着另一件蠢事而来，而爱情则是两个蠢东西追来追去。”

　　5、男人的脸是自传，女人的脸是小说 (这句话应该是讽刺女人化妆吧)。

　　A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.

　　Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.