1
如果不学好英语,
去美国遇到枪击事件你只能这样对警察说
I see some people with ak47 ,
they biu biu biu
and they boom boom boom ,
people say a a a and die.
You should call a car which vivo vivo vivo ~
2
一个有点内涵有点污污的笑话
看懂的小可爱去面壁五分钟吧!
Man: I was going to make a joke about my penis,but it's too long.
Woman: I was going to make a joke about my vagina,but you won't get it.
3
一哥们出国住酒店的时候发现有老鼠,
但是英文太烂不知道老鼠的英语怎么说,
无奈之下打电话给前台说:
"Do you know Tom and Jerry ?"
"Yes sir."
"Jerry is here!!!“