一个有点内涵有点污污的英语笑话

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  1

  如果不学好英语,

  去美国遇到枪击事件你只能这样对警察说

  I see some people with ak47 ,

  they biu biu biu

  and they boom boom boom ,

  people say a a a and die.

  You should call a car which vivo vivo vivo ~

  2

  一个有点内涵有点污污的笑话

  看懂的小可爱去面壁五分钟吧!

  Man: I was going to make a joke about my penis,but it's too long.

  Woman: I was going to make a joke about my vagina,but you won't get it.

  3

  一哥们出国住酒店的时候发现有老鼠,

  但是英文太烂不知道老鼠的英语怎么说,

  无奈之下打电话给前台说:

  "Do you know Tom and Jerry ?"

  "Yes sir."

  "Jerry is here!!!“



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