英语幽默笑话:对不起,老师,今天早上我迟到了

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  Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

  "Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

  "Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

  麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说:“对不起,老师,今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”

  “为什么它会让你迟到呢?”老师问道。

  “因为这两个队都没有能力获胜,所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克回答说。

  放了冰激凌

  "Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine."

  "Yours? Can you prove it?"

  "Yes, I put a cup of icecream on it."

  "请原谅,你占了我的位置."

  "你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"

  "能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."



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